Wondering about the title? Well, let me fill you in. So yesterday was just like any other ordinary work day, when all of a sudden out of the corner of my eye I spotted Val Kilmer walking around. That’s right, Chris Knight (Real Genius), Madmartigan, Jim Morrison, Iceman, Batman, Chris Shiherlis (Heat), & Doc Holiday to name a few. To say that I’m a fan is an under statement (especially of Tombstone, which is probably one of the best Westerns ever made). With all that, do you know what the best part about kickin’ it with him was? The simple fact that he, as well as myself are in the chubby club together. Yeah, you heard me, the chubby club. After all the great things on his resume, the main thing I’m pumped on is that he’s chubby. And you know what else? Last night was probably the best I’ve slept in years because of this little fun fact. There’s something pieceful about laying your chubby head on your pillow and knowing that somewhere out there, Val Kilmer is probably elbow deep into a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. With that, check out these photo’s.
Don’t let the Jared diet fool you (subway bag). Val’s heavily (get it) in the chubby club. That said, I’d be willing to bet that Chili slept pretty good as well last night. - on a side note. This is probably the happiest I’ve seen Chili in years. Seriously, look how genuinely happy he is.

I was in deep conversation with the Kilmster (just one of the names we joke back and forth with), when out of no where, some paparazzi started gettin’ all up in our business. I hate when that happens.

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