Well, he’s certainly no P-rod or Nyjah, but that’s exactly the reason we like him - cause he’s not. Oh, who am I referring to you ask? Why Keegan of course, dummies. Looks like after a very illustrious amateur career of wiping up the minis with air-babies, the Keegster is taking it up a notch with grown-ups. Yep, you guessed it, Tampa Pro. And wouldn’t you know it, he went and got himself 3rd place. Or as I like to call it, 2nd loser. Congratulations, buddy! You’re almost as good as Nyjah - faaaart!
So with that, my point here is this. You all know that we’re going on tour in a few days, right? And wouldn’t you know it, the 3rd best skateboarder in the world just so happens to be on the tour as well. Now if that isn’t even more incentive to get off your fat asses, then I don’t know what is. Cause when else are you going to get the opportunity to see a skater who’s almost as good as Nyjah? That’s what I thought, probably never.
“ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I’m the 3rd best skater in the F’ing WORLD!”

See you next time. And for those of you in the South, we’ll be seeing you in a week.


